The Stanley Parable achievements · Steam

Beat the game

Complete The Stanley Parable.

79.4%Common

Welcome back!

Quit the game and then start it again.

77.4%Common

You can't jump

No seriously, we disabled it.

69.0%Common

Achievement

This is an achievement.

48.4%Uncommon

Click on door 430 five times.

38.8%Uncommon

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21.8%Rare

Go outside

Don't play The Stanley Parable for five years.

17.2%Rare

Speed run

Complete The Stanley Parable in under 4 minutes 22 seconds (not including load times)

6.7%Very Rare

Unachievable

It is impossible to get this achievement.

6.1%Very Rare

Commitment

Play The Stanley Parable for the entire duration of a Tuesday.

2.8%Ultra Rare