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Awarded for getting any of the other trophies as your first.
Complete The Stanley Parable.
No seriously, we disabled it.
Quit the game and then start it again.
Click on door 430 five times.
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Set all settings sliders in the menu to all the available numbers.
Test trophy description! Replace this!
Don't play The Stanley Parable for ten years.
Complete The Stanley Parable in under 4 minutes 22 seconds (not including load times)
Play The Stanley Parable for the entire duration of a Tuesday.
Obtain all other trophies.