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Got your first slice of meat. Smells a little strange, but looks like ordinary meat...
Buried your first body.
Met Bishop. His motto - Pray, preach, and look like you won the lottery.
Met Snake. He seems dangerous. You get why everybody calls him Snake.
Met Ms Charm. There's something about this woman that you can't understand.
Met the Lord Inquisitor. An unwavering kind of guy. You definitely wouldn't want to be his enemy.
Fixed the garden. You'll spend a lot of time here...
Met Merchant. He's always ready to do business. Except around dinner time.
Met Astrologer. He's wise and tired of everything, even life.
Fixed the bridge. Whatever else happens, you'll always be remembered as a great bridge builder!
Gave a skull to Astrologer. A skull makes a nice present indeed!
Buried 10 bodies.
Collected 1000 red points. They do not decay at midnight. So that was easy.
Collected 1000 green points. They do not decay at midnight. So that was easy.
Snake summoned a chicken. Well... it's a start. Better than nothing.
Upgraded the church.
Got the marble quarry ready. Marble is better than stone.
Dungeon level 5 cleared!
Started a company with Merchant. A great name for a successful company!
Gave the Necronomicon to Snake. Hope nobody uses it as cookbook!
Collected 3000 red points. Ok. Now that's impressive.
Collected 1000 blue points. They do not decay at midnight. So that was easy.
Discovered 5 alchemy recipes. You're getting to know how things work in the lab.
Made 30 slices. You've got the perfect size slice pretty much down.
Built a stone fence around the graveyard. Your graveyard is well protected now.
Cooked 10 different dishes or drinks.
Gave some perfume to Ms Charm. It smells nice, and wasn't tested on animals.
Got rid of the guardsmen's ambush. Now you are the Witch Hill Keeper too!
Met marquis Teodoro Jr. An aristocrat in danger - what could be more profitable!
Your company achieved 5 Fame. When you want quality vegetables -- you go to the graveyard!
Made a gold-star dinner.
A vampire is terrorizing the villagers? Solution: an army of carnivorous bees.
Decorated a Dark Shrine. Looks better than your first apartment!
Fixed the mill. No further need to grind everything by hand.
Made a gold-star wine.
Upgraded the church for the second time.
Collected 3000 green points. Ok. Now that's impressive.
Sold burgers at the burning ceremony. It's a mystery why you didn't make hotdogs.
Harvested a gold-star pumpkin.
It's your last chance to join the workers and peasants. To be more specific, the donkeys and rats.
Caught 6 different types of fish. One fish for every day!
You killed a Vampire Hunter. In life, there are no side quests.
Dungeon level 10 cleared!
Discovered 10 alchemy recipes. Just remember, the Philosopher's Stone is a lie.
Someone had to become the first client of the Donkey Express.
Bought your first land in the Village. By cheating a sick and helpless old man.
Got an Ideal Song from Vagner. Now you know how you'll make a million bucks, once you get back home.
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Collected three dark organs. Three in a row! The Inquisition is going to get a prize!
Built the tavern. Horadric wishes you were dead now.
Yorick became your bartender. For no salary. Slavery? No, he's made of wood!
How could someone not be crazy after all this time?
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You've helped the revolutionaries. Let's spread donkey communism across the world!
There can be only one.
Used the archaeological time machine for the first time. And didn't go mad.
Gave a gold-star book to Astrologer. You should consider writing six more...
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You've helped the revolutionaries again. They'll be hard pressed to hang you as a "dirty exploiter".
Ate a fish stick. It reminded you of home...
Dungeon level 15 cleared!
Not a 5-star suite, but it will do.
It belongs in the church.
Now you have your own camp! And hundreds of potential enemies -- in the form of Inquisitors.
Exposed the vampire. Time to play Van Helsing!
Alaric convinced you to help. Refusal would have been dangerous to your health.
Brought corpse blood to the vampire. Not very tasty, but better than many popular diets!
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You've helped revolutionaries a third time. Who is next in line for General Secretary?
Buried 50 bodies.
Discovered 20 alchemy recipes. Now it's time to buy a white van and drive into the desert.
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Threw your first alco-party. The guests remember nothing, but they enjoyed it.
Put on your first Comedy Show. The guests laughed on command, so everything went good.
Your tavern's quality is 20! Wow!
Collected 3000 blue points. Ok. Now that's impressive.
Met lady Beatrice. Technically, you resisted her charms. But in your imagination...
Cooked 20 different dishes or drinks.
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The cook has recovered her peace of mind. Now her friends won't avoid obesity and gastritis.
Your tavern's quality is 40! Double Wow!
Caught 10 different types of fish.
Watched a scene from the past. Nothing is clear but it's quite intriguing...
You've improved your camp. The chances that the refugees will die of starvation got lower.
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Start Euric's treatment.
Organized your first rat race. The winning rat got a giant piece of cheese, choked on it, and died.
Put on your first concert. Ms. Charm's fans fell into ecstasy and a brawl broke out.
You helped the undertaker deal with her dead husband's relatives. The funeral mass is soon.
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You provided the tanner's son with the bright and happy future of a forest thug. Nice work!
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Continue Euric's treatment. He says he's feeling better. Probably.
Interrogated vampire Carl, leaving Carl greatly enlightened.
Your tavern's quality is 80! Ultra Wow!
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You've provided the camp with some fortifications. They look dubious, but the settlers like them.
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The treatment is over, but Euric doesn't look so cured.
Your camp is flawless. You should write a guide to camp management!
Lady Beatrice made you an offer you can't refuse. Unless you decide to refuse.
The villagers are unhappy about something. Pray it's not your fault.
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They should be satisfied. At least for now.
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Cooked 30 different dishes or drinks. You can call yourself a Chef now.
Got a gold fish. Want to make a wish?
50 health potions. -- And all of them red!
Organized an excellent rat race. Two guests lost everything and drowned themselves.
Caught 15 types of fish! You know everything about fish. They feel uncomfortable about it...
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Threw an excellent alco-party. It's time to open the local drunk tank.
Put on an excellent concert. Ms. Charm received a marriage proposal from each male spectator.
Put on an excellent Comedy Show. It can't be -- the guests didn't have to be commanded to laugh!
Caught 200 fish. Your name is used to terrify misbehaving fish larvae.
Organized 15 events. You're a natural-born event manager!