Alan Wake Remastered

You were enlightened by a dream.

You have restored power.

You avoided getting hit -- with style!

Unlike Stucky, you enjoy incontestable health benefits. Namely, you're not dead.

You finally managed to make that phone call.

You disobeyed the park ranger's instructions.

You bought yourself some breathing time with a flare.

You have discovered 25 manuscript pages.

You survived Elderwood National Park.

You managed a slow-motion dodge 20 times.

You have discovered five of the hidden chests.

You have found 25 coffee thermoses.

You blasted four Taken into ashes with a single flashbang.

You have destroyed 20 poltergeist objects.

You capped 100 Taken with the revolver.

You found the kidnapper, but what he had to say wasn't what you wanted to hear.

20 Taken have been drowned, electrocuted, or dispatched by some other indirect means.

Oh, so THAT'S what happened.

You wiped out four Taken with a single flare.

50 Taken have felt your fury. Also, your flashbangs.

QWERTY? DVORAK? 50 Taken know it's neither.

Truly, you are the master of floodgates.

You took out two Taken with a single barrel.

Cynthia Weaver has taken you to the Well-Lit Room.

You changed batteries 100 times.

You made the train engine run out of steam.

You calmed the fury of the storm.

You completed the game on Easy difficulty.

You destroyed the bulldozer.

It is the east, and the flaregun is the sun to 50 Taken.

You have peeled 15 Taken off your bumper.

You completed the game on Normal difficulty.

You drank 'em bot' up.

Not a bird lover, are you?

You checked out some important messages.

You shone a light upon this night of otherworldly fiends.

You haven't missed a single radio show.

You have dropped 50 Taken with the hunting rifle.

You have heartlessly knocked over five defenseless can pyramids.

You listened to Hartman's recordings.

You fought your way through the streets of Bright Falls without getting killed.

You have watched every single TV show on offer.

You managed to make it all the way from the dam to Cauldron Lake without firing a single bullet.

You have found every manuscript page in Normal mode.

You made it all the way to the Cauldron Lake lookout in under 30 minutes.

You have discovered all of the hidden chests.

You have examined every sign and point of interest in the Bright Falls area.

You have discovered every thermos of coffee.

You completed the game on Nightmare difficulty.

You have found every manuscript page in the game.

Unlocked when all trophies collected.

You found Barry, or at least the next best thing.

You found the point of contact with Thomas Zane.

You made every furnace cough up its fiery death goodies.

You found all of your cardboard buddies.

You completed The Signal without ever entering a vehicle.

You defeated the horror at the sawmill in less than 1 minute and 30 seconds.

You found the 10 hidden alarm clocks.

You made it through The Signal in one glorious go.

You took a little elevator ride.

You put your imagination in its place.

You heard what \"Alice\" had to say.

You faced your own demons and gave no ground to them.

Make it through the approach to the lighthouse without firing a weapon.

You took a weird detour through your imagination.

You made short work of the tornado.

You collected all 10 Night Springs video games.

You made it through The Writer in one dazzling dash.