South Park: The Stick of Truth

Shutout

You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.

Poco Chinpoko

You collected 5 Chinpokomon.

Skilled Defender

Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.

New Kid On The Block

You have joined the KKK.

Weapon Proficiency

Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.

First Day in South Park

You completed your first day in South Park.

Mastery

You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.

Nonconformist

You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.

Acceptance

You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself.

Made This for You

You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.

Stick Savior

You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.

Avenger

You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.

Stay Down

You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.

Junk Peddler

You sold 300 junk items.

More Popular Than Jesus

You made friends with half of South Park.

Chinpoko loco

You collected 15 Chinpokomon.

Irritable Bowels

You shat your pants during a boss battle.

Daddy Issues

You befriended your father.

Elven Hero

You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.

Shopaholic

You have collected half of the available costume sets.

KKK Hero

You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.

Make it Rain!

You've spent $500.

Parkeologist

You opened all of the garages in South Park.

Friends in Strange Places

You befriended both crab people and gnomes.

Are We Cool?

You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.

Dragon Wrath

You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.

Canadian Handshake

You've farted on people 100 times.

Outpatient

You defeated Princess Kenny while living with Dire AIDS.

Day Walker

You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.

Gingivitis

Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.

Too Far

You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.

Perverted

You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.

Inside Joke

While inside Mr. Slave, you summoned Mr. Slave.

Just Saying Hi

You've farted on every buddy in the game.

Ass of Fire

You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.

For the Hoarder

You completed the game without selling any items.

Animal Cruelty

You've farted on animals 25 times.

Pulling Mud

In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.

Heisenberg

You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.

You bastards!

You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.

Face Hoff

You defeated Princess Kenny while looking like David Hasselhoff.

Chinpokolypse

You collected all of the Chinpokomon.

Dog Whistle

You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.

Two Girls, One Stick

You defeated Princess Kenny in your girl makeover disguise.

No Child Left Behind

You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.

Truth to Power

You farted on four major authority figures.

Re-Buttal

You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.

More Popular Than John Lennon

Everyone in South Park is your friend.

Clothes Whore

You've collected all of the available costumes.

Full Arsenal

You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.

South Park™: The Stick of Truth™ Platinum Trophy

Collected all South Park™: The Stick of Truth™ trophies.