Magicka

State Alchemist

Create a spell that contains at least 3 different elements.

Basic Element

Use all basic elements at least once.

Cooking by the book

Cast a Magick successfully.

An eye for an eye

Defeat Behold, the watcher

No more trolling

Defeat Ygg.

Let off some steam

Create a spell containing Steam.

Houdini

Break free from entanglement without using spells or magicks.

Vanilla Ice

Create a spell containing only Ice.

The Enchanter

Imbue your weapon with a spell.

RPG much?

Complete all side quests in the game.

"Oh gravity, thou art a heartless bitch"

Die from falling damage.

Solid Snake

Defeat Jormungandr.

IMMA FIRIN' MAH LAZER!!!!

Successfully cross two beams into a more powerful one.

It's over nine thousand!!!!

Deal over 9000 damage to one enemy.

First Blood

Kill one enemy using the M60.

There is no goat level

Defeat Jotunn.

Wingardium Leviosa

Push someone off a cliff.

Killing your friends, you're doing it wrong

Heal a total of 100 000 hit points.

Saved by the king

Defeat the Warlock and Machine.

One in a million?

Get struck by a thunderbolt and survive.

Never cross the beams

Cross opposite beams so that at least someone dies from it.

KHAAAAAAAAN!

Defeat Khan

Finders keepers

Steal your friends equipment after he has died.

88mph

Get thrown back in time by Vlad.

More like the Aristocats

Defeat the Aristocrats.

Blue… No Yelloooow!

Have a hard time settling on a color.

I'm the wizard king, I can do anything!

Create a spell that contains 5 different elements.

OMG! They killed Yellow!

Die with yellow robes.

Play it again, Vlad

Defeat Vlad.

This is Magicka!

Push the soldier in battlefield down the hole.

Don't fear the reaper

Defeat Death.

There can be only one

Kill MacLeod.

101st Airborne

Jump off a cliff and save yourself by teleporting.

Dragon "Slayer"

Defeat Fafnir.

I think Magicka is a pretty cool guy

Defeat Assatur.

Deep Impact

Kill 5 enemies with a single Earth projectile.

The perfect storm

All players survived a thunderstorm.

MU-MU-MU-MULTIKILL!

Kill 20 enemies with one spell or magick.

Ice Age

It's what killed the dinosaurs. Smash 100 frozen creatures to bits.

Bad Taste

Overkill 1000 enemies.

Better you than me

Be invisible while one other player dies.

We are the champions

Survive all waves of a challenge.

No Power = No Responsibility

Defeat Parker.

It's raining (beast)men

Gib 5 beastmen in 5 seconds.

From whence you came...

Get sucked into the portal to R'lyeh

Let Me In

Enter the house of Elwenhús

I call it a Hawking Hole

Make 50 enemies get sucked into the same Vortex.

I put on my robe and wizard hat

Aquire all Magicks in adventure mode.

The Crusader Breakings

Defeat the first Guardian

A Bridge too Near

Defeat the second Guardian

Fhtagn once more!

Put great Cthulhu to sleep once more.

Amarth Faeg!

Defeat the third Guardian

Mission improbable

Complete Adventure in less than 4 hours.

Swedish Summer Achievement

Experience Rain and/or Blizzard 20 times during one Versus match to unlock a much needed treat.

Lead farmer

Kill 1000 enemies using firearms

King's Quest

Find all the moose.

Interred with the Vampire

Finish The Other Side of the Coin

Sherlock Holmes

Find all secret areas in the game.

Too fancy for fireballs?

Complete one level using only magicks.

Is that the wurst you can do?

Defeat the Wurstmacher.

Good Company

Accomplish all objectives in the Vietnam rescue mission

Stuff of legends

Defeat Fafnir by striking him with Gram.

Breezed through

Complete Chapter 1 in one sitting without dying.

Friendship is Magicka

Find all the elven horses

Hurt me plenty

Find and leave the brazier of Bizzlebob aflame.

Wiped Out

Finish Dungeons & Gargoyles on normal difficulty.

Handling the frustration

Complete Chapter 2 in one sitting without dying.

Nothing but a man, who can never fail

Win 20 versus matches in a row

Banisher of horrors

Vanquish 1000 creatures of the Cthulhu mytos.

Seven day cruise

Play one game per day on the Lonely Island Cruise for seven consecutive days.

I don't believe in Orcs

Get to the Old Library without killing any Orcs.

Don't mach such a mess

Defeat the Wurstmacher without destroying any spinning saws.

Enduring the Tide

Survive the entire onslaught at the end of Courtyard.

That was a fairy fight

Defeat the adventurers in Dungeons & Gargoyles by defeating the Champion last.

The clone wars

Defeat the adventurers in Dungeons & Gargoyles by defeating the Magician last.

Driven mad

Complete Chapter 3 in one sitting without dying.

Not what they signed up for

Disrupt the service of 37 minions by the means of spinning saws.

Just a breeze of blue cheese

Finish the chapter without any player dying.

Hey, mach-arena!

Finish the chapter on hard difficulty without any player dying.

Being the Tide

Survive the entire onslaught at the end of Courtyard on hard difficulty.

Tenderized!

Finish the chapter on hard difficulty.

The others were dwarfed by you

Defeat the adventurers in Dungeons & Gargoyles by defeating the Assassin last.

Khan't we all just get along?

Finish Dungeons & Gargoyles on hard difficulty.

City tour guide

Finish Dungeons & Gargoyles without any player dying on hard difficulty.

Street smart

Finish Dungeons & Gargoyles without any player dying on normal difficulty.

Ultra-Violence

Find and leave the radio of Bizzlepop in Dungeons & Gargoyles on.

I don't believe in Trolls

Finish the bankrobbery encounter with all trolls still alive

The postwizard

Read the entire letter from Meach in Dungeons & Gargoyles.