Goat Simulator

GoatQueen

Become the Queen of GoatVille

Alexander Goatstafsson

Win the title bout!

Goats 'n' Stuff

Hold your own concert

What is its purpose?

Thrash the Goathenge

Demogoat

Have 10 gas canisters explode at the same time

Angel Goat

Do no evil

Disgusting

Why did you step in that? Yuck

A story about my goat

I'm sorry about my goat

LOEK master

Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue

Ling Ling into battle go

Fight the turtle

Devil Goat

We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell

Pedestrian

Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue

Boulder of Death

Hit the party with the Boulder of Death

A Story about my elevator

Get up on the skyscraper without using the elevator

Rymdskepp i Rymden

Travel to space!

Goat of the hill

Everything the light touches is your kingdom

Trying to bring forth Sanctum 3?

Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items

Dodge This

Make sure the Hillbilly never drives again

Mile High Club

Lick the Hanging Glider

Builder Goat

Find all the blocks

Try Hard

Find all the trophies in Goat Ville!

Tony Goat

Finish all manual quests

Valkyrie

Go on the catapult with a rider on your back

I freaking love goats

Find all collectibles on level 2

Mattress Madness

Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds

One Ball

Ride a bike for 60 sec

Is that a goat?

Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached

Around the World in 5 Jumps

Visit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once

Hat Simulator

Buy all hats

The Flapmaster

Score 10 points in Flappy Goat

All The Goat!

Unlock all the Goat Trophies!

Butthurt

Do a lot of hurt. With your butt.

Old Goat

OMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?

Boat Ride

Enjoy your trip

Wheel Goat

Unlock the wheel of time mutator

Jörgen

Jörgen

The Charter Trip

Visit all zones on the MMO level

Excaligoat

Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator

Mermaid Goat

Unlock the mermaid mutator

Not Again

Get deviously trapped again

Voluntary QA

Trash the server room

Elf Street Boys

Baa with the choir

Music Non Stop

Jump on the launchpad

Love or Hate?

Find all the trophies on the MMO Level.

Masterchef

Make the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible

Survive for your Life

Survive 10 days

Don't Starve

Eat 50 food items in one game

Hang Tight

Paraglide in the air for 1 minute

Big In Japan

Beat the whiplash course without getting wet

Too Much Fun

Kill 7 zombies with one minifun

Look at it Go!

Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb

Warm Bath

Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool

The Goa'th Ammendment

Craft all the weapons in one game

Goat From Above

Hit 5 zombies in one bullet dive

Survivalist

Craft all items in one game

A New Challenger Has Appeared

Clear 25 survival quests in one game

Shattered Dreams

Crystallize and break 30 zombies in one game

Le Voyage Dans la Lune.

A Trip to the Moon.

Itsamee!

Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky.

Bounce It!

Enable the hydraulic cars.

Retirement

Just finish that one LAST job.

What’s The Count?

Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table.

The Big Score

Find all the trophies on the Payday Level.

Goatipede

Lick all crew members together to form a Goatipede.

Goatfellas

Gather the crew for some drive-in movies.

GoatBall

Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert.

The Song Of My People

Listen to the whole pan flute song.

You Raise Me Up!

Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building.

Plentiful Masquerade

Wear 30 masks at once.

Dastardly

Place a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks and wait for the train to arrive.

It's Working... IT'S WORKING!

Run Wild With The Podracer

Fund This!

Headbutt Lawrence S.Windler in his lair

Testaholic

Complete Test Chambers

I Wanna Be A Baahlionaire

Gather $1000000

Splishy Splashy Wibbly Wobbly Timey Wimey

Visit The Badehaus

Use The Sword, Goat

Pickup A Photon Sword As Father Or Good Goat

My Little Brony

Find All The Pony Horses

The World Is Your Canvas

Tag 10 Walls

Be Not Afreight

Destroy All Freighters

What Came First? The Alien Or The Egg?

Headbutt All Alien Eggs

NERD!

Find All Collectibles

Ruler Of the Seven Skies

Blow Up All Pirate Ships

Bacon Marauder

Shoot Down 30 Police Ships